What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 06:56

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Dr No
Moonraker
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From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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Octopussy
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s